How Research Works: XVII

GRAD STUDENT OFFICE: 2am

CONFUSED
I went to a business school seminar earlier...

GRAD STUDENT
...To get to the free food?

CONFUSED
Exactly.  They gave me all sort of ideas about monetizing my skills.

GRAD STUDENT
Really?!  But we don't have any skills.  We're grad students.

CONFUSED
I was thinking of monetizing my blog.

GRAD STUDENT
That sounds like a worse idea than becoming a grad student.