Friday, March 11, 2011

How Research Works: II

THE LAB- 2:35PM

JUNIOR GRAD STUDENT
So why did you decide to go to grad school anyway?

SENIOR GRAD STUDENT
Er... something about science?  Helping people?  An intense need to spend hours doing medial tasks in the name of research?

JUNIOR GRAD STUDENT 
And why do you stay?

SENIOR GRAD STUDENT
Learned helplessness.

How Research Works

OFFICE OF MY GRADUATE ADVISOR- 5PM

ADVISOR
Hey, did you respond to that e-mail I sent you?

STUDENT
Which one?

ADVISOR
The one about IRB requirements and image resolution parameters?

STUDENT
(Pause) I don't think I got that.

ADVISOR
Oh! I guess you couldn't have, I sent it in a dream.

STUDENT
...

Thursday, March 10, 2011

phone

Hm.

Apparently blogging from a cell phone does not work very well.

When the robot uprising occurs, I volunteer to fight crappy smartphones and fMRI machines.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Leftovers

I really like the putting out a half hour playlist of the music I've been listening to every week or so.  I don't even mind if no one listens, I just like pseudo-broadcasting random things into the ether.



This mix is mostly made up of odds and ends that didn't make it into the last mix.  Probably a bit less downbeat than last time, but still mostly along the same lines.

Next time: Something completely different

Monday, February 28, 2011

Recipe in Progress: Smokey Chili

I'm actually pretty happy with the way this turned out.  Maybe a little too spicy for some tastes, though I think its very mild.  I would like to add a bit more smokey flavor though, maybe I'll add some bacon next time.

Smokey Chili

Ingredients

2 Dried Chipotle Peppers
2 12oz Cans Diced Tomatoes
2 12 oz Cans Black Beans
2 Small Red Peppers
1 Red Onion
2 Cloves Garlic
1-2 Pounds Cubed Meat
3 Tablespoons Oregano
1 Tablespoon Cumin
1 Teaspoon Red Pepper Flakes
Salt
Pepper

Method

1.  Dice onion, peppers, and garlic.  Cube meat into chucks roughly a quarter inch in length.  Reconstitute chipotle peppers by placing them in hot water.  I usually boil some water in a tea kettle, pour it in a bowl, then place the peppers in that.

2. Simmer the onion over medium heat in a sizable pot until pieces start to become translucent.  Add garlic.  After a few minutes, stir in the cubed meat.  Any meat will do really.  I've used both beef and venison and the chili was good on both occasions (though the venison was probably a bit too lean).  Pork would also be fine, as would a combination of different things.  I make chili to get rid of stuff taking up room in the freezer, so use whatever you have on hand.

3.  After meat begins to brown, stir in the peppers.  Add 2 tablespoons of the oregano, 1 teaspoon cumin, and salt and pepper to taste.

4.  Drain the beans and add beans and diced tomatoes to the mixture.  Dice the reconstituted chipotle.  If you want mild chili, be sure to remove the seeds (but be careful, capsaicin is not your friend unless you are eating it).  Stir chipotles into mixture.

5.  Add the rest of the spices and let the mixture simmer for awhile.  Maybe watch an episode of Battlestar Galactica or Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations.   Really, the longer you simmer everything together, the better.  I don't recommend sitting down and reading War and Peace or anything, but about 45 minutes to an hour will do nicely.  If you are starving, you can eat as soon as the beans and chili are sufficiently warmed.

Serve with Cheddar Cheese and Cornbread.

-As I already mentioned, I think adding bacon to would help achieve the smokey flavor I'm going for.  The chili is almost to where I want it, so I'm hoping the bacon pushes it over the edge.

-If you find that the chili is too spicy, add beer.  I never put water into my chili.  An ale or pale lager works best and adds another flavor to the chili.