How Research Works: XXV

OFFICE HOURS

STUDENT
Can I ask a question

BITTER TEACHING ASSISTANT
You already did.

STUDENT
Huh?  Anyway.  All of my grades are the same, that seems unlikely statistically.

BITTER TEACHING ASSISTANT
And you think I made a mistake.

STUDENT
Pretty much.

BITTER TEACHING ASSISTANT
It says here you aced every single exam with a 100%.

STUDENT
See!  All the same!  Unlikely!

BITTER TEACHING ASSISTANT
Immediately, and without another word, remove yourself from my office.