This is why I don't get free time...

5 haikus I made up while cleaning my apartment.

1.
No real food or drink.
No deserted habitat.
Life on Long Island.

2.
Cold air and water?
Need something major for warmth?
Godzilla attack!

3.
Stony Brook is broke.
Tiny stipends for us all
Bake sales everyday.

4.
A cauliflower?
Lots of phytochemicals.
Not a broccoli.

5.
I write cryptically.
Quite the mysterious end.
Refrigerator!