Monday, June 6, 2011

How Research Works: 39

THE LAB

JUNIOR GRAD STUDENT
Do you want to get some lunch?

SENIOR GRAD STUDENT
I don't think I have time to leave campus.  Unless you want to get pizza delivered...

JUNIOR GRAD STUDENT
Oh.  I thought we could go somewhere on campus.

SENIOR GRAD STUDENT
You intend to dine on the finest of nonexistent foods?

JUNIOR GRAD STUDENT
I'm sure I have no idea what you are talking about.  Have you been watching Game of Thrones again?

SENIOR GRAD STUDENT
Yes.  But more to the point, there isn't anything open on campus until August.  Turns out university dining services cares as much about us as the rest of the university.'

JUNIOR GRAD STUDENT
Starbucks!  Coffee!

SENIOR GRAD STUDENT
I know.  I'm so sorry for your loss.

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