FACULTY PARKING LOT: 10AM
You can't park here.
But I work here. Look I have a faculty pass and everything.
CAMPUS POLICEThis lot is for commencement parking only. If you have a pass you can't park here today.
Is the other lot open?
CAMPUS POLICEAll parking on campus is for commencement only.
So... nobody who works here is allowed to park on campus today.
CAMPUS POLICEThat is correct.
I guess it figures that commencement would be as big a disaster as everything else around here.
You have no idea. Do yourself a favor and stay far away from the fountains today.