Friday, May 27, 2011

How Research Works: 35

THE LAB: 4PM

CHIPPER UNDERGRADUATE PERSON
I got you something for helping me get into grad school!

BITTER GRADUATE STUDENT
Is is poison?  A bomb?  Some time of poison bomb?

CHIPPER UNDERGRADUATE PERSON
No!  Why would you say that!?

BITTER GRADUATE STUDENT
Because I helped you get into grad school.

CHIPPER UNDERGRADUATE PERSON
You're so funny!  Its a t-shirt with a brain on it!  Because you like brains! 

BITTER GRADUATE STUDENT
A year from now, when you are knee deep in grad school, I want you to remember that I warned you about what you were getting into. 

CHIPPER UNDERGRADUATE PERSON
Don't worry!  I think I'll enjoy grad school!

BITTER GRADUATE STUDENT
Try to remember that optimism a year from now.

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